A certain male with the initials BM is actually the first cousin of Michael Ray Bower, the actor who played "Donkey Lips" on the popular Nickelodeon show, "Salute Your Shorts"

 

 

Mike Jordan has recently been found to have rabies, given to
him by the bites of Maven, aka Suzy.

 

 

During a routine search of Bill Kuiphoff's computer hard drive, numerous bare chested semi-erotic photos of Chuck Norris were found.

 

 

When Scott Volpe is drunk he has a very strange obsession with Racz's penis.

 

 

Scott Volpe is not the son of John Volpe, but rather is the
offspring of Family Feud host Louie Anderson.

 

 

2 black males that had sex with a certain female were shocked
when they attended the birth of what they thought was their child,
but when the child emerged from the womb, not only was it white, but
was a mini Volpe.

 

 

One of the Volpes is responsible for getting a girl we know pregnant.

 

 

A male with the initials of SV actually has a twin brother, who is none other than the wonderful local personality Mike Harth.

 

 

Mike Jordan was seen hanging out under the Haskell clock
tower with Crackhead Chris and Joey Barbosa.

 

 

Due to his complete and utter jealousy of Steven Segal's beach body, a certain William Kuiphoff abuses his own anatomy with steroids in a meager attempt to model his puny physique after Mr. Segal's amazing build.

 

 

Over the summer, 3 dogs were seen around the towns of
Wanaque, Haskell, and Ringwood. They were observed performing sexual acts
in cars, in their kennels, and down the shore. Most importantly, however, 
is that they enjoy doing these things together/and or infront of each other.

 

 

During a routine butthole examination, doctors found hairy wart-like bumps in Leto's butthole.

 

 

According to the reliable Denny Milligan, Eddy Robertson was attempting to perform felatio on himself while driving, causing him to veer off the road and strike Wendell. Wendell did not survive.

 

 

A certain male with the initials RL was seperated at birth from his identical twin, Mark Fawcett.

 

 

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Leto beats up retarted people at his place of work.

 

 

A female that resides in the Rainbow Lake section of Haskell enjoys getting her toes sucked in bed.

 

 

TruRumors.com is sorry for any negativity caused by the rumors posted herein.

 

 

A female with the first initial of J enjoys the act of felatio during the wee hours of the night very greatly.

 

 

Brett Mitchell pays hourly rates to have sex with 16 year old girls in sleazy motels.

 

 

A large bear was seen running around Brianna Bailey's deck naked, putting this bear's unproportional wanker on display. It was also stated that his testicles were large.

 

 

The creator of this site enjoys skinny dipping with guys. Just dudes, no chicks.

 

 

5+ guys have seen Bill Kuiphoff's penis.

 

 

Pat's penis is shaped like a candycane.

 

 

Mitchell bought the 14 yr old he got with a "promise ring" that cost him $300.

 

 

Bill takes steroids. Pat takes them as well.

 

 

A certain female is pregnant with a mulignon child.

 

 

XoAlyssia2oX: lol ur penis is huge; in reference to Mike Jordan.

 

 

One of the Specia's has no nipples. Can you guess which one?

 

 

Mike has threesomes.

 

 

A certain male talks dirty during sexual acts.

 

 

Someone owns a Yamaha R1 that is not fuel injected.

 

 

Mike Jordan masturbates while watching Kindergarten Cop.

 

 

There actually is a Sethclothes.com?

 

 

A certain male (or so we think), with the last initial of L , has an absurdly small penis.

 

 

In a daily struggle to actually appear black, Snoop Harvey burns
cork and applies the ashy residue to his face and lips.

 

 

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